In fall 2022 — just before ChatGPT opened the gates of generative AI to the public — we explored an exhibit speculating future human-animal hybrids, and I started reading about design fiction and diegetic prototyping. We started with a question: could the unreliability of AI help us come up with ideas of the sort we struggle to with present bias? We decided to use generative AI as a futures tool to invent household brands of the future, solutions to our present problems that will be taken for granted in future life. The studio acts as a piece of design fiction to explore what might line our future stores and shelves, and who the minds behind those items might be.