As a speculative design exploration, we explored a future where humanity faced a fungal pandemic that went a different route, leading to a smaller, more agrarian lifestyle. We imagined a people who, having witnessed so much death, have a very different view of their relationship to living and nature. Creating prototypes in this low-tech, grief-stricken world, we learned how to build an in-depth understanding of our characters and their lives and ultimately created a funerary kombucha ritual, complete with a hereditary tea set.